Well, it’s about as close as you can get. 

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago there was a Garden of Eden.  A man and a woman lived there with a bunch of animals and everybody was happy.  Then, one day the woman was talking to a serpent in a tree and the serpent told her to eat an apple and she would be smarter than the man if she could get him to eat from the same apple.  She did.  He did.  She was.  And, all hell broke loose!

The garden turned into a desert.  But, the man and woman had some children and they married some people that just appeared from nowhere and had more children and they had more children until the whole desert was filled with people.  Like all families, they fought among themselves for years and years, centuries in fact, until they were just about worn out.  Then, one man who had been sitting on the sidelines decided that he would take over and rule everybody.  He did and he was evil.  In fact, his axis was evil. 

By then, there were lots of people who had moved all over the world.  The world was a lot bigger than the first two people thought it was.  Anyway, the family grew and grew and got really dysfunctional.  So, another man who had never been to the desert but had heard about it decided that he would kill the evil axis leader and everybody could live happily ever after. 

So, the evil leader was killed and the people still fought with one another and it lasted more than six years.  Then, one day someone said there would be peace in the desert when hell froze over.  Today it snowed in Baghdad.

Is it possible?